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those crazy people at nivea. they crack us up. we love them.

not content with giving us Cashmere Moments, they've come up with another skintime classic: Happy Time.

what next? Foaming Occasions. Soapy Junctures.

we can't wait.

what's got us excited this monday morning 2

the england football shirt.

The all-white strip has been billed as the "most sophisticated football kit ever" and promises to mould bespoke tailoring with innovative design to create what Umbro have called "an articulated second-skin armour."

whatever.

all we know is that jon terry's mum can pick one up dirt cheap from the tesco at weybridge. in fact, it's a steal.

what's got us excited this monday morning 1

the nifty ad for the new australian rules season.

SEE IT HEAR

the world's daftest sport set to a stonkin' tune last heard in scorcese's the departed.

it's a belter to get you're excited about watchin' 30-odd mullets runnin' round an oval field chasin'an odd-shaped bladder.

go lions, go!

stewart rules

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some crackin' jon stewart from the other night. check out the snivelling interviewer sucking up to ponzi-scheme-fraud allen stanford. what a pair of tossers!

musical motherlode

spotify.com

phuck twitter. this is where the action is.

streamed music a-go-go. you choose it and, lo, it pours out of your speakers instantly.
and you can have it for nothing. sweet!
what is it?
musical heaven. melodic nirvana. brilliantly brilliant.
artists. styles. genres. trillions of tunes.
it is the future except you can do it right now.
get with it, daddio. devour it like a hungry hound.

how have those crafty swedes made it delay-free?

they say: everyone loves music.

we say: we love spotify.

cheer up: that's an order

fed up with glum chums? tired of moaning minnies? downturn leaving you feeling down in the mouth?

here's some wise, wise words.

cream of the crop

hats off to nivea for coming up with an absolute gem of a product name. comedy gold we say.

we're referring to their silky shower gel called, ahem, cashmere moments.

we'll say that again: cashmere moments.

what does the blurb say:

the sensual scent of orchid blossom indulges your senses, while the silky shower cream with cashmere extracts caresses and cleanses your skin, leaving it as soft and smooth as cashmere.

they're certainly pushing the old cashmere angle. that's cashmere (if you hadn't already noticed).